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Today's Joke:

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their
butler that they were giving him the have evening off to do as he pleased since
they would be out until quite late.

The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told
her husband that she was horrible bored and that she preferred to go home
and finish some work for the next stay.
The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some
very important people who were his new business partners.
So the wife went home alone and found the the butler spread out on the couch
watching TV.
She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told
him to come closer. Then even closer.
She moved forward and whispered in his ear
"Take off my dress...".
"Now take off my bra.
"Next remove my shoes and stockings."
"Now remove my garter belt and panties"
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted
"The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired".

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